Breaking News | Leo's bloody hand



Previous articles were misinformed. Leonardo DiCaprio cut his hand and proceeded to proclaim he was the son of God. He then smeared his own blood across Kerry Washinton’s face just like Simba in Disney’s The Lion King. Kerry Washington commented, “It was so moving that Tarantino kept it in the film.”


(Source: CNN)

susiediamonds asked : what are your views on colin farrell?

he knows how to eat pussy so he’s good in my book, i'm not obsessed with him though… i’d probably hit and quit, wouldn’t take him home to meet the parents or anything like that is all i’m sayin’.

girlmeetspavement asked : So how do I ask a man to DTR without sounding like a crazy person. Because I like the sex and all, and I dont mind it just staying sex but how do you phrase that?

weell, i don’t think you should have to ask him(and i had to look on urban dictionary to find out what DTR meant BTW. OMG. LOL. TBH). if y’all are just fucking and he’s not showing signs of wanting more then maybe it’s just that. you don’t wanna force something that’s not there, but if y’all chill and vibe on a more mental note eventually something may come about. just let it flow gurl, let. it. flow.