white boy: bae can you come pick me up
me: bitch fuck u and ur broke no car havin ass ASS find a way home and then pick up some publix chicken on the way *hangs up mid sentence*
~*~*~*ON THE FLIP SIDE~*~*~*
black boy: bae can you come pick me up
me: bitch fuck u and ur bro--
black boy: nigga if you dont getcho bougie booty pirate ass down here and get me imma fuck yo ass up
me: ok boo
*always on time by ja rule ft. ashanti plays*
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jrdyn:

misty day is still in hell cutting that frog over and over again

( 4399 ) 3 weeks ago - Reblog  #lmao  #:(

onmydicklikeliquor:

husssel:

llwhite:

A fan threw a wig towards Bey at her gig in London and she said this !

She actually said this omfg lol!!!

image

#fave

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( 13330 ) 1 month ago - Reblog  #lmao
Sissy That Walk by RuPaul
132,903 plays

biteul-biteul:

I DOWNLOADED THE WHOLE ALBUM ILLEGALLY AND THERE IS RUPAUL ON THIS TRACK TELLING ME TO BUY IT OH MY GOD I AM SO EMBARRASSED RIGHT NOW

OMFG

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leonardo-dicap:

 

"I want to allow myself joy."

Myself (2014) dir. Leonardo DiCaprio

nogoodturkey:

i should probably never watch this movie again

leonardodicrapio:

Leonardo DiCaprio imitates a paparazzo to the amusement of Margot Robbie at the London premier of The Wolf of Wall Street, January 9th, 2014

leonardodicrapio:

Leonardo DiCaprio imitates a paparazzo to the amusement of Margot Robbie at the London premier of The Wolf of Wall Street, January 9th, 2014

Can I Borrow A Feeling? by Kirk Van Houten
22,105 plays

Beyoncé on recording “Partition”

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"We’re walking through Coney Island and everyone is screaming and those earbuds have a lot of static and you can barely hear and I’m trying to lip sing to the lyrics." - Beyoncé on filming “XO”

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( 7490 ) 3 months ago - Reblog  #beyonce  #lmao  #ilu
rich white guy laugh by drake
410,115 plays

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( 35146 ) 5 months ago - Reblog  #lmao  #ho ho ho