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(Source: not-a-comedian)

Talkin' bout they got me on video tape stealing boxes…

 ‟Humans act so strange. Everything you create is used to destroy.” The Fifth Element (1997)

(Source: albrtcamus)

19699 ♀ 25th of November 2011  #chris tucker  #friday  #fdyg  #idek  #*

"It’s angel dust homes." So I hit it real hard, right? Soon as he said that I started feelin’ funny as hell. Next thing I know i’m runnin’ down the street in my damn drawers. I’m in Deebo’s pidgeon coop sweatin’ like a slave and the only perso who could get me out was my mom. And man I aint been right ever since then. That’s why I been like ‘Fuck Hector’.”

50 million dollars?! Who you think you got, Chelsea Grammar?