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me when i come across receipts of my fave being problematic



Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

"queen big booty iggy"


i’m so embarrassed for jennifer lopez in this ‘booty’ video. like you can tell by how hard she’s going that she thought it would be her comeback single 


teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-

me as a parent: ??? receipts :)





when you finally meet the perfect trick <3


I think the internet really means that the future culture wars are not going to be about religion vs secularism. The factionalism of tumblr vs reddit discourse is probably a good predictor, as nerds (I use this term void of comedy tbh, its applicable) become more political and reactionary we will see that bleed into broader cultural discourse. The future of the right is angry bullied tech nerds, not religion. In that sense the DE is more than a fad, but an okay indicator of cultural shift.

"A thot, what’s that?"

the greatest thing i ever did was split that video of wacka floka reading susan mcswiney’s youtube comment and upload it to tumblr and now someone has downloaded that same video from tumblr and uploaded it to youtube to post on tumblr. this website is toxic 

(Source: grampydeniro)

*stans for every female artist that was popular in the early 2000s tbh*

Unusual You by Britney Spears
1,387 plays

(Source: ariaulaarikae)


*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

who is following me that makes 80k a year and has never bought me anything?