brianna. dallas. i love cheesecake and fried zucchini. i make gifs. i like pretty pictures of famous people & neon colors. nostalgia is my religion. robert de niro is my cure for everything. i dream about shagging most of the men that grace the pages of this blog on a pink yacht on a daily basis. will smith and samuel l. jackson are my favorite uncles. james dean was my first. prince is my stylist, beyonce is my fairy godmother, & qwen stefani lives in my lap with azealia banks.
-daria taught me.
5555 halloween town blvd.
99.3% of the people who visit my blog don’t read my faq so I hope you enjoyed that…
this isn’t me but it is a stripper kissing jeff goldblum which is pretty cool
this is me/la face =
yes, i'm a black gurl… duh.
"what does your URL mean"? tim burton is one of my favorite directors but I flipped it to fem(female) because I have a vagina.
gifs & screencaps:SMPlayer, CS4… a bit of witchcraft
heads up, i’m a ridiculously nice sarcastic person so don’t take anything i say seriously unless i put ‘lol’ at the end. so that’s that…